The previous day in Manzanillo we spent an hour sitting in the middle of the harbor waiting to dock the boat. They announced the delay was caused by more careful health inspections. This announcement was readily accepted by everybody as being totally reasonable. It was also a lie. This morning, at “Ask the Captain”, we learned that the delay was caused by trying to dock a boat on Saturday afternoon when everybody was on siesta. The captain was not pleased.

Yesterday (Sunday) we visited Puerto Vallarta. This is a large tourist area with new, modern attractions. Danita, I and 18 other brave souls skipped all of that and boarded military trucks to go back country. The tour was a blast. I was relieved to see a much wealthier area than we saw in Manzanillo. Everywhere we went, we saw good access to electricity and modern plumbing. We saw plenty of buildings with satellite dishes and even quite a few air conditioners.

Our first stop was at a chocolate museum. There were no glass cases here. They had cocoa trees. We opened a ripe cocoa pod and tasted the seeds (quite sweet). Plus there was the standard chocolate samples and discussion of chocolate (which is an Indian word that means “bitter water”). If you look at the pics, you will see an immature pod above a small white flower. The flowers are pollinated by a specific species of mosquito.

From there, we visited a back country village. Then we took off on dirt roads. We saw a modern Mexican cowboy leading a train of horses and mules, several examples of very healthy looking irrigation channels, etc. The pictures look a little rough because they were taken from a moving truck bouncing down a dirt road at a high rate of speed. (From where I sat, I could clearly see the speedometer was disconnected.) I was convinced the drivers were randomly driving around until we came to a fence. Instead of turning around, out guide opened the fence and we entered Vallejo Ranch.

This is owned by a family that is trying to preserve wildlife and especially the Camporno tree. This tree needs protection because its raw fruit is sweet and cows love eating it. Cows like it so much the tree can’t reproduce itself. Camporno fruit is much like coffee, but contains no caffeine. It makes a drink that tastes much like coffee but is 100% decaffeinated. The ranch also has a way cool tower. One of the other fruits we saw while at the ranch was Habillo. These beans look and taste like good food, but the cause severe diarrhea. High doses can cause convulsions. The story is that Montezuma added a good measure of Habillo to the water of the Spanish conquistadors, which is the origin of “Montezuma’s Revenge”.

We finished the tour at a Mexican grill at a lovely lake. The featured drink was tequila with hibiscus water. It goes down easier than sangria and it’s every bit as potent. It’s guaranteed to put you in the mood for a nice siesta.

This was our last tour and a great cap for the cruise. We are at sea today and tomorrow. We’ll disembark in San Diego Wednesday morning, where we will start the last week of our trip.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

We had heavy weather Friday. It started about 2 AM. Winds were 80 MPH with 100 MPH gusts (hurricane force). The outdoor decks were all closed. The storm was very localized. By 9:30 we were back to sunny skies and calm seas. The ship did well. The only damage was to a room on our deck that had a defective door seal. The carpet was wet all the way out to the hallway.

Yesterday we stopped in Manzanillo. It’s the largest commercial port in Mexico, but they don’t normally get tourists. The town’s economy is all about the port. Colorful houses climb up the hill. The pretty picture masks the poverty. Our guide said that most of the houses we saw don’t have running water or electricity. People get to the houses by walking up steps — there are no streets going up the hill.

Our first stop was at an area where people extract sea salt. The activity started before irrigation. Tere wasn’t much to do during the dry season. Sea water is pumped into shallow pools. It sits in the sun evaporating for two days. Then they sweep the salt out with brooms. The locals found a market for a premium salt which is skimmed from the top of the pool after one day. The claim is that the premium salt has less sodium. The claim makes no sense, but I don’t begrudge any extra income these people can find. From there we went to a plantation and harvested some tropical fruit. Then we visited an area that makes clay bricks. The brick making demonstration was interrupted by a shaved ice car, complete with a speaker mounted to the roof broadcasting bad music. We finished the day with a snack at a restaurant on a black sand beach. Poverty and abandoned buildings are everywhere. I included one picture of the deck of a restaurant that is falling apart. They shoved broken masonry under the deck to prop it up. But they have nice bike lanes.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Today we visited a coffee plantation and the city of Antigua. Guatemala has many of the same problems as Nicaragua. Only about 70% of the children go to school. They have many poor and a few rich. But they seem to have avoided the worst of the poverty. We saw no horse drawn carts. The horses we saw were well fed. There were no human-powered 3-wheeled bicycle taxis. We saw several “motorized rickshaws” called Tuk-tuks. There was one picture I wanted but didn’t get. They use “Chicken Buses” for public transportation. These are retired US school buses. They paint them vivid colors. They add chrome bumpers, grills, and roof racks. They add running lights and signal lights. Sometimes the driver will paint his girl friend’s name on the bus. It’s the ultimate in bus bling.

On the way out, we saw one of the volcanoes smoking. A village along our route was destroyed by volcanic ash. About 5,000 people lived in the village. The government claimed that they saved 2,000 villagers and 1,000 died. Most people think the government purposely understated the number of deaths.

At the plantation, we saw the entire coffee process. This plantation sells most of their coffee to Starbucks. They roast a little of their coffee for local consumption. We picked a few coffee beans and tasted them. They taste sweet.We saw the entire process. Most of the processing is done by hand. I was quite surprised to see workers walking on the beans and shoveling them with sturdy shovels. After the tour, we had an excellent lunch at the plantation’s restaurant.

After lunch we went down the street to Antigua. We were continuously accosted by people wanting us to buy flutes, table runners, and coffee bean jewelry.

Tomorrow is an “at sea” day. We’ve enjoyed excellent weather so far. The forecast is for the winds to pick up tomorrow. We expect 20 to 50 MPH winds with 30 foot waves. They moved our next port to a different one with a more protective harbor.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

The day started with a lot of tension. I am administrator of our neighborhood website, snowdenoverlook.com. Our web site host provider decided to move our site to a new server while I was on vacation. This morning our site was moved. I had to make a few changes. But every time I tried to do something, the program I was trying to use decided it urgently needed an update. In the mean time, our ship had docked and right outside my window was a very loud, very enthusiastic, and not very good band. I’m sure it was a nice welcome and quite colorful, but what I needed was an internet connection that could at the very minimum download those updates just a little faster. All’s well that ends well, as they say. So far as I can see, our website was migrated successfully.

Our visit to Nicaragua was an eye opener. I’m sure everybody reading this knows that there are countries that aren’t as rich as the US. But Nicaragua’s poverty was an incredible shock. It was even more of a shock when our tour guide told us that the country used to be the richest in Central America. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a country that relies on horse drawn carts for some of their transportation. And the horses are emaciated. If a citizen wants a taxi, they are likely to take a 3-wheeled bicycle powered by a strong young man. This is a country that if a young couple, both employed, gets married and shares expenses, they can’t meet their basic living needs. It’s a country where only 70% of the children go to school. I was too embarrassed to ask what the literacy rate is. (It’s 97% for Costa Rica.) We saw a house without plumbing. These houses have a well, typically 40 to 60 feet deep. They put a bucket on a rope, hook the rope up to a horse, and have the horse pull up their drinking water.

We visited Leon, which has a very nice square. I would have a better picture, but pointing a camera at an individual is an invitation to offer tips. One of our first stops was at the Cathedral. We were delayed at the steps while children performed a “traditional dance”. The idea was to make fun of the Spanish. But there’s no doubt the children were more interested in the tips than in the authenticity of the dance, or any other part of their history. When we gained access to the roof of the Church, we had to remove our shoes because they had just painted part of the roof.

After visiting Leon, we visited a school run by the Cohen family, This is one of the richest families in the country. Their estate, if you can gain access, has beautiful horses, any one of which is worth more than the entire residence of 10 average families. As it turns out, the Cohen family is enlightened. They run a school that educates poor children and includes a pre-Colombian art museum. (That’s one school for the entire country. But hey, they also contribute to the cost of “one computer for every child”.”) Our tour guide was a very self-assured 14-year old female student who had an amazing knowledge of pre-Colombian artifacts. She doesn’t speak English, so our bus tour guide had to translate. One of the many things she explained was that the Spanish were very interested in gold when they arrived in South America. This was very confusing to the natives, because they valued jade over gold. Only royalty could own jade,.

I wish the best for our nameless tour guide, and for the entire country. I hope this finds everybody doing well

Yesterday was an “at sea” day. There was plenty to keep us busy. Today we stopped in Costa Rica. Danita and I took a Mangrove River wildlife tour. If you click the link to see the pictures, you will see my wildlife pics. I was amazed that any of them came out. I’m not going to try to identify the species of animals. Image 2744 is an iguana. 2726 is an 18 foot long crocodile. The rest are all birds.

It’s time to get ready for dinner. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Today’s story begins with yesterday. We’re traveling with Ed and Lynne. Ed is really good at seeing things. He took us to the bow of the ship and showed us lots of flying fish. His theory is they were trying to get away from the ship. It’s impossible for me to photograph, but it was quite an impressive site. We spent quite a while watching flying fish, and gulls fishing.

Today we crossed the Panama Canal. It took 10 hours, which is typical. The thing that impressed me most was the lock doors, called leafs. The original leafs are still in use. They are massive. I think I heard 7,000 pounds, and I think I heard 9 tons. Either way, that’s heavy. However, they are hollow. They float. When the canal first opened in 1914, they were operated by 30 HP electric motors. Now they have hydraulic rams. Sometimes they refuse to open. When this happens, they can be opened by hand — just by turning a wheel.

It was all cool. It turns out that our lanai area was exactly where the pirates pilots boarded our ship. I was also impressed with the Culebra Cut, the toughest excavation and the site of numerous mud slides. Even today, it is narrow and crooked enough that ships prefer not to pass each other while in the cut. If you choose to look at the pictures, you will see many details of the canal.

After an exhausting day guiding the ship through the canal (and also enjoying a some wine, just as the French did when they were in Panama), it’s time to rest up for dinner. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

What’s wrong with a pleasant breezy day in the 80s? Nothing I can find! We took a “natural wonder” tour of Aruba. The main attraction was a butterfly farm. Caretakers put out slices of fruit for the butterflies to eat. The fruit ferments. The butterflies get drunk. If you look at the pictures, you will see lots of butterflies, including two that landed on Danita’s back. We saw an Owl Butterfly that disguises itself by looking like the face of an owl when it’s wings are stretched out. This was the only drunk butterfly we actually saw.

We also the ruins of the natural bridge. A smaller natural bridge is still standing, sometimes called “Son of a Bridge”. The entertainment on this trip has been excellent. We saw two performances by a dance troupe, a comedian, several talks by a naturalist, and concerts by a classical quintet.

Tomorrow is an at sea day. Sunday we will transit the canal. We aren’t stopping anywhere in Panama.

Well, it’s time to go sit on our lanai chairs. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

We started our cruise with two days at sea. There’s not a lot to write about. The food is good. The entertainment is excellent. There’s plenty do do. But even so, after a couple of days, it’s time to visit an Island. Our first port of call is Curacao. The island is famous for having all white buildings until a governor claimed it was too bright and gave him a headache. He had the people repaint their houses and buildings to any color they wanted, as long as it wasn’t white. Later on, it became known that the governor was part owner of the island’s only paint store. But the tradition stuck. Colonial buildings were built with coral rock. The island decided to preserve these buildings, but it takes a lot of work. The buildings suffer from “wall sickness” caused by the salt in the coral rock. Buildings have to be painted every year and re-plastered every 3 years.We took a ride in a semi-submarine: a boat with under-water windows. We saw plenty of sponges, coral, and fish. Sargent Major fish have the same number of stripes as a US Army Sargent Major. Fire coral protects itself in an unusual way. If you touch it, you will feel a very painful burning sensation. The white sand beaches in this area are made by zebra fish. They are quite small and eat small plants that grow on the coral. When they eat, they get a small amount of calcium from the coral. They excrete this as white sand. If you come to lay on a white sand beach, you are laying on zebra fish poop! If we heard our guide right, each fish makes over a ton of sand a year. We also visited a Curacao liquor plant and met a bird that was wasting away again in margaritaville.

We started our month’s adventure with some time in Florida. We got to Mom’s place just after 5 PM Wednesday exactly as planed. There was lots for me to do. When the construction started on her apartment last year, I moved her computer, printer, and phones out of her bedroom. As a result, the only phones that worked were the two cordless phones. Mom told lots of stories about cables that used to be under the carpet but are now strung across the floor and cable connections that didn’t work. Or maybe she didn’t, but that’s what I heard. For some reason I don’t understand, a workman drilled a hole in her wall to run a coax from the porch to the living room. (So far as I can figure out, the cable we were already using was working fine.) I had no idea how much would be involved in getting things working again. I decoded to pack a separate suitcase with drills, cables, connector tools, cable staples, etc. Thank you Southwest for your policy of two free bags. I can’t imagine why TSA felt they had to inspect that suitcase. ;-) I decided to assess the wiring Monday evening in case I had to order something.

When we got there, I found all the wiring to be fine. I spent a few hours futzing around furniture and organizing cable, but by the end of the day all phones, computers, printers, and cables were in good working order and reasonably neat. I didn’t need as single tool. I spent several hours Thursday and Friday futzing with various things and even found a use for some of the tools. I was pleasantly surprised that Mom felt comfortable E-filing her income taxes, which saved us some time and effort in organizing paperwork for mailing. I was looking forward to cruising through Saturday when a very strange gremlin showed up. We were going through Mom’s important papers. I decided to re-scan her I-bonds. The scanner scanned the first page, then the printer stopped working. The printing and scanning functions worked fine. The network functions worked fine. But the driver could’t locate the printer. Reboots, updates, re-installs, Google searches, and every other trick I could come up with did not help. So I hooked the printer up to Mom’s laptop with a USB cable. (Can you guess the only cable I didn’t bring with me? Fortunately, we found the USB cable that came with the printer.) It works fine, but Mom doesn’t feel comfortable unplugging and plugging in the USB cable. She can only use her laptop at her desk. That’s mostly what she does anyway, so it’s not a major hardship. But it sure is puzzling.

We had time for some fun stuff also. We went to Pete’s Place for breakfast Friday. We went to the WPB Green Market for breakfast Saturday.

We left for Ft. Lauderdale Sunday. We had some extra time and visited the Bonnet House. The property had three owners. One was a person who knew how to turn swamps into useful land by draining swamps. He made his fortune buying swamps in Chicago and selling waterfront property. He made his second fortune in Florida. The Bonnet house is on an island with one of the highest elevations in the area — a full 15 feet above sea level — and was surrounded by swamps. The other owner was the son of a very wealthy man who owned a Chicago wholesale hardware business. (His wife was the third owner.) He decided he wanted to be an artist. I don’t know that his art competes with the greats, but he was perhaps the most commercially successful artist ever. His first commission was painting glass windows to look like stained glass, for which he earned almost $2 million in today’s money. He continued to talk his way into equally lucrative commissions for the next 15 years or more. The story is that everything he did lasted a lifetime. It’s easy to believe. We walked on cement floors faux painted to look like marble. The floors looked as good as ever, in spite of heavy tourist traffic.The house was built with plenty of reinforced concrete with excellent water management. It has not been damaged by hurricanes and has never flooded. The art we saw was whimsical. The better art we saw was purchased or made by his friends. It was a delightful tour.

It’s time to switch the phones to international mode and get on the boat. I hope this finds everybody doing well.