Nothin’ Special

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Nothing particularly special happened this week. I’m close to finishing the computer upgrades at CASA. There’s more work to do, but maybe not a whole lot. I won’t mind if I run dry there. I work 4 hours a day, 2 days a week. I get a stipend, but the first two hours of my stipend goes towards paying for the mileage and parking. I had a meeting with the tech support company at Habitat. They agreed with my overall plan, but disagreed with my proposed implementation. Their solution is technically better and also more expensive. It’s not likely to happen at Habitat. There are other things I can do for them, so I’ll re-focus my energies there.

I’m still doing PT twice a week, which take an amazingly large chunk out of the week.

Not much happened on the bike. My bike is in the shop getting its handle bars raised. They ordered the wrong part. The process of ordering and receiving a part takes at least 2 days. I hope to get the bike back Monday or Tuesday. I’ve been riding my backup bike, but it’s not set up for longer rides. In addition, it has turned amazingly cold here. We had a freeze warning last night.

Fortunately, the entertainment rolls on. We had a SOCA party yesterday. Today, we are going to a BSO concert.

Next week we’re having an adventure. Danita and I will leave for North Carolina Friday, returning Monday. We plan to head over to the Charlotte area and knock on doors and see if anybody will let us visit with their children. I have an idea we’ll be successful with the first door we knock on. Danita’s dad is coming with us. He has a friend in Charlotte just 20 minutes from Jul’s house. Bud’s coming to our house Thursday for dinner and staying overnight. The trip should be quite different with a 3rd person in the car.

That’s in for this week. I’m not likely to write next week. But I just might have some pictures to share when I do finally write again. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Summoned to Appear before the Board!

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I did this season’s first metric century ride today. I rode 65 miles, climbing 5000 feet. That’s a little over 100 KM, or a metric century. The weather was perfect, but it turns out my body is a little less than perfect. I’m having real trouble reaching my handle bars. I’m going to have to find some way to get a more relaxed fit. The best thing about the ride was that The Snowball Stand was open. They didn’t have any ice cream today, but that’s not what I typically get at The Snowball Stand. However, I’m glad I asked. While I was standing there waiting for them to make my snowball, I overheard a mother ask her young daughter whether she wanted a snowball or ice cream. I knew where this was going, and warned her. I was fast enough that the girl didn’t have time to set her mind on ice cream, so all ended well.

I had a busy week. I had PT Monday and Wednesday, followed by a ride. (Actually, the continuation of the ride, since I rode my bike to PT.) I had work Thursday and Friday. I even had work on Saturday! Because computers at CASA were dying as I was trying to issue new ones, I had to issue several laptops before they were ready. Now that things are ready, we had 4 laptops that were issued and needed to be updated. It takes half a day to update them. People need to use their computers at work. So I came in Saturday morning to do the updates.

I think I mentioned before that our community association asked if I would mind being on an IT committee. I said that was fine with me. This week, I was asked to attend the board meeting. It’s certainly not everyday that I am summoned to appear before the board. I was joking with Danita that if they kick me out of the neighborhood, she can have the house. I don’t know what they think this IT committee is, but I’m pretty certain it’s not going to include attending board meetings every month.

That’s it for this week. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

New Challenge

Sue is one of the researchers that works in Danita’s research group. Don is Sue’s husband. (Does this make Don some kind of a brother-in-law through work?) This information is relevant because Don got excited about my trip to Maine. They invited us over to their house for dinner so he could pump me for information. Somehow it came out that Don tried to do a one-day ride on the Blue Ridge Parkway and found it very, very hard. In fact, he didn’t make it to his destination. He flagged down a pickup truck and hitched a ride to where he was staying. The next day, he had a local point out a shorter road going back. That sounded like a challenge to me. We kept egging each other on about riding the Blue Ridge. Finally, we decided to ride the parkway from Ashland, NC to Front Royal, VA (where it ends). After we get to Front Royal, we will ride on to Harper’s Ferry, WV. From there, I will ride home. Don might have Sue pick him up in Harper’s Ferry.

We need places to stay. Don can’t camp. I don’t want to carry the weight of camping gear in the mountains. We definitely do not want to ride into town, because that means riding down the side of a mountain, then riding back up the next morning. Mountains tend to be 2500 feet or so above civilization. Fortunately, there are enough places either on the parkway or just off the parkway that we can do the ride. These tend to be mountain vacation resorts. Monday, we made our hotel reservations for the entire trip, except for two places that aren’t open yet. This means every day is already planned out. We will ride the prescribed miles no matter the weather.

Blue Ridge Parkway

Blue Ridge Parkway

You can see a map of the trip here. (Click the picture to make it larger.) Notice that we will climb a total of 53,000 feet. That’s 10 miles! This in spite of the fact that Front Royal is 3,000 feet lower in elevation than is Ashland. The blue rectangles mark our hotels. We are planning shorter days where we can. (There are only so many hotels on the Blue Ridge Parkway). We will do the 500 mile ride in 2 weeks (July 12 – 26).

My bike training is just beginning. The weather has stayed stubbornly cool, with highs between 40 and 50 degrees. Yesterday, we had our first warm day, with a high of 62. It was my first ride this season with short sleeves and short pants. There was lots of skin to slather with sun block. It felt great. I even managed to work up a drop of sweat near the end of the ride — my first drop of sweat for the season! It was back to cool weather today, but next week we might get temperatures in the 70s. If the weather stays good, it won’t take long to build my distance and hill-climbing capacity. I’m champing at the bit, because there’s no doubt I will have to be in better shape than I was last year.

There’s not a lot of other news for us. We’re going to a concert at the Engineering Club tomorrow. The Engineering Club was once a very elegant house in Mount Vernon — the very fashionable neighborhood in downtown Baltimore (near Baltimore’s George Washington Monument). We’ll be hearing the Concert Artists of Baltimore perform. They’re playing some music that most folks don’t hear very often. It’s not exactly Beethoven, but it should be a fun concert.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Happy Easter

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Happy Easter everybody. I hope yours is a good one. Ours will be a little different. Danita and I are going to Ed & Lynne’s as usual. But Ed raised turkeys, so we’re having turkey for Easter dinner. I think this is the first year that ham hasn’t been available. Given the weather forecast for today, I suspect we’ll be hiding plastic easter eggs inside this year.

I went back to work at CASA this week. When we started the computer upgrade project, we agreed we would use Windows 8 Pro and Windows 7 Pro. The reason for the “Pro” versions is that it allows them to encrypt sensitive files, and allows them to back up personal computers. It turns out the office manager is passive aggressive  and refused to order the software licenses. Two weeks ago, I ran out of useful work I could do. I don’t really need this job, and it’s against my ethics to make them pay $15 per hour for me to do nothing. I decided to stop going to work. This forced the issue. The licenses were ordered. They came in Tuesday. I went back to work Thursday. This didn’t change the passive aggressive nature of the office manager. Instead of giving me access to the downloads, she burned them onto disk “for” me. She burned Windows 7 instead of Windows 7 SP 1. I spent 4 hours downloading the service pack over their very slow data link. When she burned Windows 8 Pro, she copied the ISO file onto the disk instead of using the ISO file to create the CD-image. She clearly knew this was not the way to go, because she created the CD-image for everything else. Fortunately, I found a way to work around this. Two of the computers need a memory upgrade, which she didn’t order because she was “confused”, even though I sent her a web link. Finally, after forcing me to work every Thursday and Friday, she decided she couldn’t come to work Thursday or Friday, so we couldn’t “clarify” the computer memory upgrade.It’s frustrating to have a small project turned into a major production like this, but it’s nice that the work is optional. I’ll go in next week and maybe one day the week after. If the memory isn’t in by then, I’ll run out of work again and stop going in.

I have two projects in the works for Habitat. Both will take weeks to get going, as meetings must be held and after that hardware ordered.

In the meantime, the weather is getting nicer. I’m spending a little more time on the bike. One of the women who works for Danita has a husband who got very excited about my bike trip to Maine. Don and I were talking about bike trips and started talking about riding the Blue Ridge Parkway. This morphed into a 2-man ride up the Blue Ridge from Asheville, VA back to home. We’re planning to do the ride in mid-July. It should take about 2 weeks to ride the 500 miles. The mountains take a toll. We’re not planning on riding as many miles a day as I did riding to Maine. We won’t be doing any camping. Don isn’t at all interested in camping, and I’m not interested in carrying the weight of camping gear in the mountains. Except for Roanoke, we won’t be able to ride into a nearby town to get a hotel. It’s not that big a deal to ride an extra couple of miles. It’s no problem if those miles go down the side of the mountain. But going back up the mountain the next morning before even starting the daily ride is an overwhelming thought. Fortunately, there are enough hotels, B & Bs, and less expensive resorts right off the parkway to make the trip possible. Because some of the places are popular in the summer time, I’m going over to Don’s house tomorrow. We’ll make our reservations for each night of the trip. Except for the last two days, we should only ride 4 or 5 hours a day. That will give us some flexibility to ride around rain squalls. It should be a challenging adventure. After we finish the reservations, we’ll do a bike ride.

I got the results of an MRI of my brain this week. I was surprised to learn that I had a stroke. It’s an old stroke. I had an MRI about 17 years ago, and it wasn’t there then. It most likely happened during my surgery. But it might have happened while I was on Plavix. Or it might have happened some other time. I guess it’s true what people have been saying about me. I have a hole in my head (a missing tooth), and I’m brain-dead (stroke damage). It’s at least nice to know there’s something more than just bone between my ears.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Poo on TV

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TV is light entertainment. Great TV provides light entertainment very well. The really great TV shows never last very long. An example was “The Flash”. It was one of the best shows ever. Visually, it had an intriguing juxtaposition of the latest in technology superimposed over an Art Deco background. It was a perfect genre piece (male hero, not always sure of himself; female scientist, good looking and brainy; really bad villains; a few hero side-kicks and hangers-on). The show was pure shtick, and they played it straight. There was a nice sense of self-depreciation and humor (like when the Flash did his mother’s dishes really fast so he could leave his mother’s house in good graces and go save the world). As good as it was, it didn’t last long.

Neither did Vegas. This show was really great TV. It had an authentic feel of post-war 50’s Vegas. It had bad bad guys and good good guys. Visually, they got every detail right — from the cars, to the desk lamps, to the fire extinguishers, and everything in between. When they made allusions to historical events, they got them right. Sadly, it looks like Vegas is cancelled. Bummer.

Fortunately, there are a couple of decent TV shows still on:

  • Blue Bloods: Totally predictable schmaltz, done right.
  • Good Wife: Whatever happens, you won’t see it coming and it will be slightly outrageous.
  • The Mentalist: a nice off-beat take on cop shows. We haven’t seen any of these episoeds this year. 10 PM is too late for us.

Danita and I had a nice week eating out. We ate every breakfast out until Wednesday, when Danita had to go back to work. We ate every dinner out, including a SOCA party coming up tonight. Yesterday being our anniversary, we went a little upscale to the Candle Light Inn. We did their early dinner special. I had potato-leak soup, truffled meatloaf, and chocolate-peanut butter mouse for desert. It doesn’t get much better than that. The nicest thing about going to restaurants (besides Danita not having to cook and me not having to do dishes) is  that we can disagree on what we like to eat, and both eat something we like a lot.

I’ve gotten a couple of rides in, but not many. It’s been cool and rainy. They are forecasting snow for this evening. I’ve been looking at the possibility of riding the Blue Ridge Highway from Asheville, NC to home. That’s about 500 miles of very tough mountain riding. It turns out the riding is the easy part. Getting myself to Asheville, and finding places to stay that don’t cost $300/night with a 2-night minimum are not as easy. Also, I would have to reserve all the rooms ahead of time. Whatever schedule I decide on, it would be rain or shine riding. I’m not sold on this yet, but I haven’t given up either.

I spent most of today on computer stuff for CASA. They have laptops with detailed information about juveniles. Maryland has really tough juvenile privacy laws. Their laptop data needs to be encrypted. But they don’t have any significant IT support. I wanted to use Microsoft’s Encrypted File System, with everybody sharing one key. This way everybody in CASA could automatically share the encrypted files, but if they lost a laptop, the bad guys wouldn’t be able to get to the sensitive information. I spent hours searching and finding that this wasn’t possible. Microsoft designed the system so everybody has their own individual key, and that’s that. I finally got disgusted reading and just make it work, exactly like I wanted it to. That felt satisfying.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

 

More Vacation

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Last week and this week are all about vacations. Last week we firmed up our plans for Alaska. We’ll be flying to Anchorage Sunday, September 1. We’ll get into Anchorage late and stay overnight. Monday we’ll drive to the Independence Gold Mine, then continue on to Talkeetna, near Denali State Park (the southern part of the park). We’ll spend the better part of a week staying at the Talkeetna Roadhouse Hostel (includes the FREE Talkeetna cultural package!) We’ll spend time soaking up the Talkeetna atmosphere, hiking, and hanging out around Denali Park. We even have a day set aside for the obligatory bus ride in Denali National Park. Saturday, we’ll drive back to Anchorage. We’ll spend a couple of days in Anchorage, staying at the Camai B & B. Then we’ll grab an overnight flight home Sunday evening, Sept 8. All the reservations are completed. We’ve started the outfitting stage by going to REI and getting Danita a good pair of boots. (I already have a good pair of boots.)

We’re doing Denali “on the cheap” by staying 3 hours south of the national park, using modest accommodations  and skipping the expensive “adventures” (such as dog sled ride and airplane fly-over in the fog). Of course, “cheap” is relative. Alaska is expensive. We understand it will be an experience we will never forget. Roughly translated, that means we’ll probably spend a week slogging around in rain and mud, then come back and brag about the wildlife and scenery. “Modest” accommodations is also relative. Like most hostels, the Talkeetna Roadhouse has gone upscale. We will be taking advantage of one of their private rooms, complete with a queen size bed and a sink!

This week is spring break for UMBC. Danita is off Monday – Wednesday. We decided to tale a mini-vacation this week, right here in beautiful suburban Columbia. Between SOCA parties, restaurant coupons,  and our upcoming anniversary, we have an entire week of dinner out planned — except Thursday. I’m confident we’ll find a way to eat dinner out Thursday also. If you have any good coupons for the Baltimore area, please rush them to us! We even have a few breakfast restaurant meals planned.

We started the week out with a bang-up breakfast at Mimi’s. We got a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for our anniversary, plus a second coupon good for two of their huge muffins, absolutely free. That alone covers breakfast for today and tomorrow. Sunday is the toughest day for breakfast coupons. It’s pretty easy to find breakfast coupons for week days. We already have a buy-one-get-one-free at Bob Evans. This afternoon, we are looking forward to hearing Saint-Saëns’ Thundering “Organ Symphony”. The concert is virtually sold out, as it should be. This is an astounding piece of music, and it’s one of those pieces for which a radio broadcast or CD simply can’t come close to duplicating the experience of a live performance. The Baltimore Symphony Hall was built to accommodate a first-class pipe organ. Unfortunately, they never got the funds for said organ. But the reviews indicate that the electronic organ they are bringing in for this concert is an incredible piece of engineering. They might not launch a tsunami, but I expect we’ll be feeling the floor vibrate.

Bike rides are proceeding at a stuttering pace. The weather is better this time of year, but it’s not good enough to be able to take long rides. I got a moderate ride in last week. For me, that’s a 20-mile ride to lunch, then a 20-mile ride home. The ride was quite unusual. Normally, when I ride, I don’t see any emergency vehicles. On this ride, I saw 8. the first 5 were all at different times, were all going to different locations, and all had their emergency sirens on. The next 2 had emergency flashers on. The last one was just tooling down the road. I got a second unusual ride in Friday. I went to my bike shop on a rainy Monday morning to get some things I needed for the upcoming season. They didn’t have the gloves I wanted in stock. They ordered them for me, with the delivery expected for Friday. Come Friday it was down right nice out — 55 degrees and sunny. Of course it wasn’t possible for me to drive to the bike store in weather like that. But I had never ridden my bike to the bike store. I knew I would have to cross 3 Interstates, a major highway, Amtrack tracks, and the Baltimore Light Rail. This would make finding a good bike route a formidable exercise. So I went to Google maps, clicked the “Bike” button, and asked for a route. The route looked pretty good without changes, so I plugged it into my bike GPS and took off. The ride turned out to be all back streets and paved trails. I crossed the Amtrack tracks near BWI airport using one of the paved trails. The trail took me to a building. I entered the building and walked my bike across the tracks on a pedestrian / passenger bridge, then took an elevator down on the other side of the tracks. My hat’s off to Google Maps!

Life is more fun when it includes new toys. We have a cordless phone with three handsets. (Yes, we still have old fashioned telephone jacks in our house. In my defense, they are part of our FIOS service, so they aren’t totally old-fashioned.) The main unit plugs into a phone jack in the living room. This drives all three cordless handsets — one in the living room, one upstairs, and one downstairs.We got these phones way back when we lived in Kingsville. They’ve served us well,  but last week they started dying. The upstairs handset started going wonky, overcharging the battery. Then the display stopped working. We could dial a number, but it was impossible to see the number we punched as we entered it. I went on-line and found that the phone is so old they don’t sell handsets for it any more. It was definitely time for a new toy! The new phones were quite easy to set up, they work great, and they have a cool new feature. In the past, if I wanted to talk with Danita, and I was upstairs and Danita was in the basement, I could use my handset to page Danita in the basement. We almost never used the feature, because the handsets were numbered, and we had to know which number handset we wanted to page. With the new phones, we can give the handsets names. I don’t know how this started, but we started calling the basement the “Garden Level”. (The house is too up-scale to have something so common as a basement. Besides, the basement is finished as nicely as the rest of the house, and is a walk-out with a huge door and window. So it doesn’t at all feel like a basement.) Shortly after that, the upstairs became the “Sky View Level”. I named the handsets “Garden”, “Main Level”, and “Sky View”; making the paging feature useful.

Well, that’s a lot of news for one week. I have to hurry up and finish this so I can get back to mini-vacationing. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Vacation

Alaska Itinerary

Alaska Itinerary (click for larger view)

You may remember Danita and I were planning the ultimate Alaska vacation. We had quite a few difficulties coming up with our itinerary, but we finally did it. We would take the Alaska Ferries from port to port, seeing everything we wanted to see — all the interesting port towns plus Denali Park. The trip would be longer than we wanted (3 weeks instead of 2), but we would have the opportunity to see it all. The only problem is, it’s an impossible trip. We would end up toting suitcases through towns, looking for a way to keep all our stuff together while we await check-in time, or sometimes waiting for our transport to the next city. We took a close look, and we found the problem was the Alaska Ferry system. Not only would we be in a different hotel almost every night, but the ferries mostly traveled during the day. We would spend most of our time looking at water. The coup de grace was the end of the trip — 4 days on a decidedly non-luxuriant ship with almost nothing to do. We gave up.

Alaska Super Cruise

Alaska Super Cruise

Casting about for alternatives, I accidentally found a dream cruise. It visits just about every port town we are interested in visiting. It was practically perfect. The cruise ship travels at night, giving us the entire day in town. We get to leave our suitcases on board. The only thing we take into town is our credit cards. The only problem was there is no opportunity to visit Denali. We decided to go with the cruise, with the idea that we can always come back to see Denali. That’s when Danita noticed that these cruises are available in 2014. That leaves us with no plan for vacation in 2013.

We are trying to decide what to do. We could do Denali “on the cheap” this year — a 1-week quickie to visit the interior of Alaska. Or we could do something else — for example, go to London. There are several things we won’t do. We won’t go to Mexico. (It’s too dangerous for Gringos these days.) We won’t go to Italy or Greece. (The economic downturn has hit these countries hard, casting a pall on tourism.) Whatever we do, we have to decide pretty soon.

Other than that, my biggest problem is our deck. The squirrels finally ate all our bird food. I decided it’s close enough to spring time. They are responsible for feeding themselves. As soon as I clean the bird droppings, that should be taken care of that for the year. The other issue with the deck is caused by my own error. We were supposed to get snow last week — 4 to 12 inches of it. As it happened, the temperature was a couple of degrees warmer than expected. That was enough to give us an inch of slush, followed by rain. I decided to push the slush off the deck. It was like pushing the world’s largest slushie off the deck. The error was I used a shovel to do it. That was a bad idea because it scraped the stain. I wasn’t planning to repaint the deck until next year.

Other than the deck, I’m having a better time these days. The clubhouse projects are completed. All my work at Habitat is suspended waiting for some kind of a decision meeting. I made some significant progress at CASA. The weather turned beautiful the last few days and I’ve been on the road. It feels good.

Poor Danita isn’t having quite as good a time of it all. UMBC is interviewing for a new VP of Research. This person will be her new boss, so she has a significant input to the selection. Unfortunately, the interviews are in the late afternoon, precluding her attending exercise classes. She’s experiencing a lot of pressure at work. She’s understandably stressed about helping her Dad sort through all of Leona’s stuff. And, of course, we’re trying to figure out what to do about our vacation.

I’m confident we’ll get through it all. I hope this finds you doing well.

 

Tension on — Tape off — Fly when ready

Gamera and Hall

Gamera and Hall

This week the Gamera Human Powered Helicopter team flew. They got a beautiful room in the Baltimore Civic Center Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I was there most of the day Wednesday and Thursday afternoon. With a working control system and a major improvement to the propeller mounting, they had high hopes of earning the Sikorsky prize, or at least of setting a new world record.

Propeller Gimbal

Propeller Gimbal

One of their challenges has been oscillation in the propellers. One side of the propeller would go up, and the other side down. Then the one side would go down and the other up. Last Monday, somebody on the team had the idea of mounting the propeller on a hinge or gimbal. With the gimbal, if the two blades aren’t perfectly balanced, the propeller simply spins as a slight angle. In just one week, they came up with a practical way to gimbal the propeller, fabricated one hinge and tested with one wing, and then fabricated three more hinges and re-built all four propeller mounts. These guys work hard!

Skinny Pilot

Skinny Pilot

 

The team was quite pleased with the new gimbals. Not only did they eliminate the propeller oscillation, but it let them save weight. Because the side-forces were reduced, they could use thinner aluminum in the propeller mount. Weight is the thing they are always fighting. The control system added weight. The bicycle generator added weight. Support strings for the arm trusses added weight. They require their pilots to be strong and skinny. This picture of one of the pilots shows how skinny the pilots are. This pilot weighs 118 pounds with his cycling shoes on. The flights Tuesday and Wednesday were going OK but not great. Wednesday evening, the team decided to remove all non-essential weight. They ended up taking a little too much off. One of the arm trusses broke. They literally worked all night repairing it. They got about two hours of sleep early Thursday morning, sleeping on the floor of the flight room.

The Gamera air frame held up better than ever, thanks in large part to the propeller gimbals. They only had one minor incident Wednesday when a pulley broke loose, and another one Thursday when the chain for the hand crank slipped off. The flight controls worked very well. I have a video of a spectacular controlled flight with the helicopter moving left, right, forward, and backward. It might be the first ever controlled flight of a human powered helicopter. Unfortunately, there were no new world records. They already had the record for sustained flight (65 seconds) and altitude (a little over 9 feet). This time their longest flight was about 58 seconds. Their maximum altitude was 5 or 6 feet. You can see videos of Gamera flying at http://www.agrc.umd.edu/gamera/ .

My other projects progressed this week. I finished the clubhouse network. Of course, there’s always something to clean up, but the project is done. The other clubhouse project is new credentials for the front gate. We’ve made good progress on that. Donna stuffed 350 envelopes and recorded the new numbers. I merged this information into the resident database, changed all the reports and screens for the new credentials, and delivered the new residential database. Monday we’ll see if we can merge the list into the database used by the front gate system.

I actually issued a laptop to one person at CASA. The delay isn’t me this time. These people want to do things soon, but not today. I work there Thursday and Friday mornings. Most employees are there Thursday, so I can interact with the staff. Only a few employees are there Friday, so I can work on computers without bothering anybody. This Friday was an amazingly interesting day. I arrived first. One of the volunteer supervisors arrived about half an hour later. Because of our neighborhood, the front door is always locked. Because of our budget, the door bell doesn’t work. The supervisor sits in the back of the office and can’t hear people knocking on the door. She asked me to let Rebecca, a prospective volunteer, in when she arrived, which I did. It wasn’t long before Sue, another volunteer, arrived to go to court with the supervisor. The supervisor hadn’t told me about Sue because she did not expect Sue to arrive. We finally decided Sue could wait in the office. Then Cathy, a third volunteer, arrived and asked for the “Johnson” envelope which should be sitting on the desk. There was plenty of junk on the desk, but no Johnson envelope. I called the executive director on her cell phone, and she said “Oh, F***”. We finally found the Johnson envelope. Two other supervisors finally arrived. One of the supervisors called the court about the mystery court hearing for Sue’s case. She learned that they weren’t letting anybody into the court. It seems a deputy had accidentally discharged his weapon and shot himself. Another one of the supervisors works in my area. Before the day was out, she was talking about the steel plate and screws in her ankle. She was taking her shoe off so I could clearly see where the plate and screws were. All in all, it was one of the more unusual days I’ve ever had at work.

I met my neurologist. I like his approach. He recommends tests. No surprise there. When I had my heart stints, they gave me cardboard stint wallet cards with illegible scribbling on them. After a month or so in my wallet, they looked really crappy. I sat them aside in case I needed them. They didn’t survive the move to Columbia. Now I need an MRI and they won’t give it to me without more information about my stints. I had my heart work done at St. Joseph’s hospital. At the time, it had the reputation of the area’s premier heart hospital. But about a year ago, one of the cardiologists was charged with doing unnecessary procedures. This escalated into a really big deal. The hospital was on the front page of the newspaper a lot. They had so few patients they ended up shutting down half of the facility. At the last minute, a chain of hospitals bought them out and they barely stayed in business. It’s a good thing they are in business, because they are the ones that had that oh-so-necessary information about my stints. I guess I’ll ask for a copy of the report they sent my MRI lab.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

I really don’t like computers

Note: No pictures this week.

When I started at CASA, Phyllis had a computer that didn’t work. She was using her personal laptop. Nobody seemed to anxious about it. By Thursday (I work there 4 hours Thursday morning and 4 hours Friday morning), I was still finding my way around the IT stuff. They have two networked printers, and I hadn’t figured out how to install drivers for either one. They use a custom application I didn’t know how to install. And they use Quick Books, which I don’t know much about, but only two people use Quick Books. I figured I would get Phyllis her computer Thursday. But Thursday morning, Sarah’s computer suddenly stopped. She had a court hearing Monday and needed to have some documents prepared. I discussed this with the office manager. We decided to give Sarah the computer. This made Phyllis feel pushed aside, and led to lots of office conversation. Friday, Sarah decided her keyboard needed to be replaced, and somehow managed to get her computer to announce that it needed an administrator password to install the keyboard. It was impossible to type a password, because the keyboard didn’t work. This might be the most bizarre computer failure I had ever seen. I told Sarah she would have to wait until Phyllis got her computer. Unfortunately, Phyllis wanted the custom application, and I still haven’t figured that out yet. when I left Friday there were 5 unhappy people at CASA. Phyllis because she was pushed aside and ended up not having her application. Sarah because her computer doesn’t work. The office manager, because she has to deal with Phyllis and Sarah. The director, because people are unhappy. And me, because I don’t like computers in the first place and why did I take this stupid job? I’m sure it will all work itself out eventually. But 8 hours a week isn’t very much time to work on stuff,  no matter how efficiently the time is used.

The clubhouse office is in good shape. I should finish their document with a few hours of work. That will be the end of that little project.

I suggested changes to the network for Habitat that I think will help them quite a bit. It requires spending a little money. They said they are scheduling a meeting for later on this week, but so far nobody has told me when.

I found the squirrel on the bird feeder again. I started to go after him. He jumped off the bird house onto the ground. I guess it’s a 30 foot drop. I don’t know whether he got hurt in the fall, but I haven’t seen him since then. I read that squirrels can fall 100 feet, using their tails as a parachute.

I had a story from Valentine’s day that I didn’t tell. Danita likes ice cream. A lot. I came across an easy recipe for ice cream that was supposed to be delicious. I didn’t like it because it used exotic (expensive) flavoring ingredients. I quickly found another recipe that was basically the same, but with common ingredients. For both recipes, people had replied stating how good the ice cream tasted. So I made some for Valentine’s day. It was horrid. It was so bad that Danita made a face and said I should do whatever I want with it. But she said I shouldn’t be discouraged, because even a great chef has a disaster once in a while. I replied that was true, but not everybody who has a disaster is a great chef.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Gamera

You may recall Gamera, the human powered helicopter project Joe Schmaus works on. They did some test flights in Carroll County this week. I went up for the last day of flight on Thursday. They were flying in the Ag building. It’s very large, but has a low ceiling, so they wouldn’t be able to win the Sikorsky Prize. Their purpose was to test a flight control system. The copter met the sustained 60-seconds of flight requirement and came close to the height requirement of 3 meters. But the craft kept on drifting to one side or the other, so adding a control system was their next step. You can see a video of a flight at the Gamera Web Site.

GeneratorA control system needs power. Batteries are not allowed (it has to be completely human powered). The system starts with a generator designed for use with bicycles. This unit would normally have a rubber wheel riding against the front tire to power a headlight. It generates 6 or 7 watts.

 

Controller and MotorsOf course there has to be a computer. They selected an Arduino computer. They modified it so that it would “boot up” in 3 seconds. The control system becomes active while the pilot is warming up. You can also see the two motors, each controlling a pulley. The Gamera is a quad-copter. It has 4 propellers, each on the outside corner of a box. The pilot pedals, which pulls a string, which rotates the propellers. The pulley changes the length of the string path. A longer path means the blade rotates faster and generates a little more lift. A shorter path means the blade rotates slower and generates a little less lift. One pulley changes the amount of lift in the left / right direction. The other changes the front to back lift ratio. To save power, they don’t run both motors at the same time.

SwitchesTo control the craft, the pilot has switches mounted to his hand cranks. You can see the wires from the left hand switch and the aircraft wires. To connect the two sets of wires, the pilot wears a wiring harness under his shirt. Wires follow the pilot’s arms, go up his shoulders, and come out his back.

 

BustedWingUnfortunately, the team only got one short flight on Thursday. One of the propellers broke off and landed upside down. Here’s a picture of the test crew sitting under the broken propeller, exactly as it landed. The failure happened early in the day, but there wasn’t time to repair the craft and try another flight. They have to have time for the epoxy glue to cure, and the cure time was very long because the building was a chilly 45 degrees. Fortunately, Joe warned me. I wore 3 layers of clothes.

MoonRockThey had difficulty getting the crew between College Park and Carroll County. It’s a 1-hour ride and most students don’t have cars. They had a skeleton crew for these tests. I was able to lend a hand by taking some of the team members back so they could attend class. I picked up a souvenir — a piece of truss and a carbon fiber strut that broke off the craft. I think of these as my own personal “Moon  Rock”. A piece of aviation history.

The rest of the week was busy. I went to the audiologist Monday. She said I had moderate loss in my right ear. My left ear is good enough that only one hearing aid would be recommended. The problem in my right ear is the three bones on the inside of the ear drum. I don’t plan to pursue the ear surgery. I decided that since only one ear had hearing loss and that was moderate, I will postpone hearing aids.

The rest of Monday and Tuesday I worked on the clubhouse network. I got everything hooked up except for the copy machine. Copy machines are amazing beasts these days. They can be used as printers, scanners, and fax machines. We had to order a long Ethernet cable before connecting the copy machine to the network. The association needs to mail out new credentials for the front gate. I used the residents data base to generate a list of who will receive the new credentials, then did a mail merge so they can print mailing labels for the 400 units.

I got the urgent clubhouse work done just in time. Habitat for Humanity contacted me because they need to replace a router. I advised them to hold on until next week. I’m going to propose a range of possible improvements. Based on their decisions, they might want to move up to a more advanced router.

Wednesday and Friday I was at CASA. I turned out to be a profit center for them. When I came, I told them their Windows XP computers were at the end of their life and need to be replaced. It’s one of those things that they knew was true, but had been ignoring. They’ve been in a panic looking for computer money. They have $3,000 in a joint account with the University of Maryland School of Social Work. CASA’s Executive Director went over there to see what the restrictions were on the money. She thought they would have to spend it on some kind of joint activity, such as a training session. You may remember I got this placement through an organization called ReServe. ReServe is sponsored by the School of Social Work. They’ve had a tough time getting up and running. When they heard that I was placed at CASA through ReServe, they were delighted. That went a long way towards their decision that the funds can be spent on CASA’s computer needs. I was surprised that CASA decided to buy 6 Dell laptops that run Windows 8 (Microsoft’s brand new and somewhat controversial new operating system). With four computers they had donated from T. Rowe Price that can run Windows 7, we’ll get them out of the hole.

I even found time for a couple of short bike rides. We had some decent weather, with temperature up around 50 and even sunshine one day. Don (who I met at dinner last week) came on one of the rides with me. We were daydreaming out loud about riding the Blue Ridge Parkway. It runs about 450 miles from Front Royal, VA to Ashland, NC. Some of the mountains are absolute killers, and there aren’t a lot of hotels or 7-11s.

Such is the exciting life of retirement these days. I hope everybody is doing well.