Christmas Done Right

There are plenty of pics this week.

Happy Meatballs

Happy Meatballs

Christmas starts with preparation, and Danita is an expert at that. Here you see her making her special happy meatballs (which we will be eating tonight, as a matter of fact.) We’re enjoying a whole range of special foods for the holidays — ham, snacks, sweets. It’s a great part of the holidays. Christmas day was quiet for us. We went to Ed & Lynne’s for dinner. Bud was also there. It was just the five of us.

 

Opening Presents

Opening Presents

The Reeds arrived yesterday. It didn’t take long to get around to opening presents. We finished the day off with “Kung Fu Panda”. That plus the drive up was plenty for the Reed kids on one day.

 

 

 

 

At the art museum

At the art museum

Sunday we played the parachute game. Then we played the Nerf gun game. Our special event was a visit to the Baltimore Museum of Art, where the kids made art inspired by the miniature rooms on display. After our happy meatball dinner, Jul and Pat will go off to visit Maribeth, while the kids stay home and watch Kung Fu Panda II.

Of course, some experiences are just better told in pictures than words. So here’s a bunch of extra pictures for your general entertainment.

Chocolate Toffee Muffins

Chocolate Toffee Muffins

More Presents

More Presents

Checking out the Recepies

Checking out the Recepies

Jul

Jul

Danita's Retirement Count-down Chain

Danita’s Retirement Count-down Chain

The Parachute Game

The Parachute Game

The Nerf Gun Dance

The Nerf Gun Dance

Nerf Gun - Finer Points

Nerf Gun – Finer Points

Almost Christmas

There is one pic today.

Godiva Chocolates

Godiva Chocolates

Danita had a couple of nice things happen to her. She’s been at UMBC 15 years. That entitles her to go the awards ceremony, eat a free lunch, and get her 15-year gift. In addition to all that, she also won one of the door prizes — a large box of Godiva chocolates. We never buy Godiva chocolates because they are way too expensive. But if one gets a basket of them for free, they taste really good.

News of Danita’s retirement is still limited. It worked its way up to the VP of Research. (Danita’s boss’s boss.) Danita saw him while she was on campus. He was very supportive — much more than just “Congradulations”. He gave her a hug, told her she deserved this, thanked her for waiting until UMBC had the contract renewals, etc. There will be a meeting of the powers that be on Tuesday to start developing a plan to replace Danita. UMBC is closed 12/24 – 1/3. Most of the people in the office are taking vacation next week. The next time the entire office will be together will be 1/5. Danita will announce her retirement to the staff then. That will make her retirement public knowledge. And that will be a big relief to Danita.

Buried in the bowels of our new website is a “contact us” page that has an address for the webmaster. Those Emails go to me. There’s not exactly a lot of traffic. I’ve received less than half a dozen Emails in all so far. I got one of the strangest Emails ever on that address this week. Somebody claimed that truckers were entering our neighborhood before the gate closed and sleeping in their trucks overnight. Personally, I find this to be very unlikely. Our gate closes at 8. I doubt that truckers want to quit that early, especially as there is no place to shower. The closest restaurant is about 3/4 mile away. I don’t think many truckers would want to walk that far for dinner. (Remember, the gate will be locked when they get back from dinner.) And all our streets are just wide enough for traffic. There’s no place where a rig can park. I decided this had very little to do with our website and forwarded this urgent warning to our president.

We had strange event happened this week. One of our residents had a visitor from a family member the other evening. The visitor is on the “Frequent Visitors” list so the guard let her in. The resident didn’t open the door. The visitor became concerned that the resident might be in diabetic shock. She found the condo president. He called the police. The police came and said the fire department breaks down doors. They called the fire department. About the time the fire truck got to our gate, the resident finally woke up. She had slept through doorbell ringing, door pounding, numerous sirens, and flashing lights. Fortunately, she woke up about 2 minutes before the fire department broke through her front door. We have a list of emergency contacts. It’s on the computer (of course). One of the things the condo president did was call our Office Manager at home and had her walk him through how to get to this list. The resident had not provided any emergency contact information.

I went to a SOCA board workshop to discuss whether residents should log into our web site. And discussed, and discussed. 2 1/2 hours later, they said they would take a vote at the January meeting. A couple of days later, the president sent a very long and detailed Email which mostly asked the same questions we discussed at the meeting. I answered, providing the same answers I had already provided in the meeting. Then there was a whole round of questions and answers, with no new information. We’ll see how the vote goes next year. One of the things the proposal will do is make the emergency contacts available to the SOCA board members any time, just by logging into our web site.

I like toilets. They are one of the great conveniences of our lives. Until they don’t work. One of our toilets started leaking about a year ago. I put in an all-so-cool dual flush flusher. (Small flushes for #1, large flushes for #2.) Except it never worked right and I had to hold the flusher in for 2 seconds on a #1 flush. We joked about this at Men’s Club and came up with a bunch of remedies. My favorite was a page of instructions and warnings on the bathroom wall, with a second page in Spanish. This week the new dual-flusher stopped working. I decided to go back to a standard flusher. But that meant I had to replace everything down to the flush handle. I had the water tank disassembled from the toilet with rags, parts, and tools all over the floor. But it’s finally done. And it’s not leaking. Maybe this time it will last longer than a year.

We’re just about ready for Christmas. All we need is people — and maybe some toy parachutes for the kids to throw off the balcony. Ed and Lynne are having a Christmas party on the 25th and a second Christmas party on the 30th. We’re looking forward to having Mark and the Reeds stay with us several days of Christmas week.

Amazon offered me a bonus code to buy Kung Fu Panda for free. We would be able to stream it over the internet whenever we want. It’s just in time for Christmas, so I jumped right on the deal. Only the code didn’t work. I called Amazon and the offered me a $15 credit against my next Amazon purchase. That’s enough to buy 2 movies, and it’s a very nice gesture. But now I don’t know what I want to do with my credit. I started out with a free movie for the grandkids and ended up with way too many choices. We have so many first world problems …

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

 

Hot hot hot

There are no pics this week.

We are having unbelievably warm weather. The high today was 70. It’s more than 20 degrees warmer than usual. This isn’t a one-day fluke. We’re in the middle of a solid week of this. I’m riding my bike in shorts and with no jacket. In mid-December. Remarkable.

I’m not doing anything “special” this week. After all, I pretty much do whatever I want every day of the year. Houlihan’s offered me a free entree. So we went to Houlihan’s for our Thursday dinner out night, and I got free meatloaf. They put a lot of food on the plate. I always bring enough meatloaf home for a nice sandwich. It’s still in the fridge, patiently waiting for me.

Danita told both of her bosses she is retiring April 1. They’re trying to figure out what to do. This is the first time in many years that Danita hasn’t given them the answer. We also visited our financial guy. Danita’s UMBC savings plan is with TIAA-CREF. They offer free financial advice. Our guy is pretty good. Basically, we’re not likely to have financial troubles in retirement.

Friday we had a neighborhood party. Today Danita made sweet Italian sausage sandwiches for lunch. Then we went to hear a Christmas concert given by the Army’s Jazz Ambassador band. I’m not sure exactly what’s for dinner, but Danita’s cooking. I saw garlic and onions. What more does one need to know?

I’m looking forward to presenting a proposal to give everybody in our neighborhood the ability to sign into our web site. If we do that, we can have a neighborhood directory, and allow board members to search our resident data, and replace our silly pool book, and manage weekly and monthly Emails from our website. The demo is working. I don’t want to break it by changing things. So I decided to write a program that pulls data from our existing database. That will let us automatically populate the database in our website. It was a fun little project.

That’s it for this week. Dinner should be ready soon. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Very Fun Day

There are no pics today.

We had a wine and snack party last night. Danita has two research groups and hence two bosses. She told one of her bosses that she will retire April 1. Retirement is a big deal for her because she worked at UMBC so long and because she has so much of herself invested in her job. She came home all worked up. So we had pizza for dinner and then drank a bottle of red wine and ate nuts while watching TV. She plans to tell her other boss Tuesday. We won’t be having a wine night Tuesday because that’s Yoga night. As good as we are at drinking wine, we can’t do it while doing “Downward Dog”.

After several days of rain, the weather turned nice. I enjoyed good rides Thursday and Friday. But the best day was today. Danita wasn’t sleeping. So when I got up at 5, Danita got up also. We went to IHOP for breakfast. We used our coupon for free pancakes and split an omelet. After breakfast we went to Toys R Us and bought our Toys for Tots. Then we went to Target and got a boy’s sweater for our church’s Advent Giving Tree.

I got a nice long ride in after that. When I got to Glenwood (my destination), I found long lines of cars, police out, shuttle busses running people back and forth to auxiliary parking — in short, a total mess. The place I usually buy lunch had long lines. I didn’t even try the other two restaurants nearby. Instead, I went to the library and got a pack of chips from their vending machine. But while there were long lines of traffic in the parking lot and while I had to wait my turn like everybody else, drivers were mostly calm and always at least sane. It was a very nice ride. It was a great day, and dinner is still to come. Danita’s cooking, so I know it will be good.

We have a special chore next week. One of our neighbors, Jeff, is going to Denver for a few days. They ordered a bunch of stuff on the Internet. But they have no idea what they ordered or when it’s coming it. Our job is to bring any packages in so they don’t disappear. I asked if there was anything coming that I would enjoy playing with. Jeff said yes, if I enjoy playing with toys for grandkids. I said that’s my favorite kind.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Poltergeist

There is one pic this week.

Fallen Drape

I had a very strange experience Wednesday. I came down the stairs and walked toward the kitchen. Right behind me, I heard a crash. I turned around and found a window drape on the floor. There’s a window above our front door. Just a few seconds earlier, the drape had been above that window, up near the ceiling, 20 feet above the floor. You can see Mark holding the fallen drape in the pic. I got out the binoculars. The screw was still in the wall. A plastic collar broke. Now we have a phillips-head screw visible on one side of the window, and a wooden drapery rod holder on the other. The drape and it’s wooden rod didn’t weigh much. There was never any danger. But just for a second, I felt like I was in one of those B-horror movies where the chandelier falls and just misses me because I made an unpredictable move. With the drape 20 feet high, it’s for sure nobody has been disturbing the drape. Who knows? Maybe there are poltergeists.

We had a nice quiet Thanksgiving. There were six — Bud, Mark, Ed, and Lynne joined us for dinner. Danita took Wednesday off to cook because she has always done that. But she admitted it wasn’t really necessary this year, because the dinner was so small.

One of our family traditions ended this year. Ever since the kids were all in school, Danita and I took off the first Friday in December for Christmas shopping. Danita would have suggestions for everybody’s presents. We went out to breakfast as early as we could and reviewed the list. Then we hit the streets to buy all the stuff. (Or as much of it as we could.) It worked out well. The stores weren’t too crowded, and we had the whole day to shop without kids. When school was out, we would pick the kids up and go out to dinner. The kids didn’t even know all their Christmas presents were in the trunk as we drove to dinner.

This year, Danita didn’t want to take another day of vacation. She had missed two days from having her cold, and was behind at work. Her suggestions were ready, so we did our Christmas shopping Saturday. We went to Bob Evans for an early breakfast. We reviewed the list and bought almost all the stuff. Crowded stores weren’t an issue, because we bought everything on-line. I had my laptop with me, and we bought everything while sitting at the breakfast table. We were totally done well before 9 AM. Everything should be delivered by mid-week. And … we ate breakfast out 2 days in a row. (We don’t skip Sunday breakfast out justs because we went out Saturday!)

Last week I was concerned because only one person from the web posting class was posting on our web site. I am pleased to announce that our web posters are all busy posting away.

Today we saw the James Bond movie Spectre. We went to an 11:30 AM show, as usual for us. The movie has been playing for several weeks. We expected the theater to be almost empty. We were quite surprised to find the theater full. It wasn’t packed, but it was full. The movie was great fun.

That’s all the news this week. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Poltergeist

There is one pic this week.

Fallen Drape

Fallen Drape

I had a very strange experience Wednesday. I came down the stairs and walked toward the kitchen. Right behind me, I heard a crash. I turned around and found a window drape on the floor. There’s a window above our front door. Just a few seconds earlier, the drape had been above that window, up near the ceiling, 20 feet above the floor. You can see Mark holding the fallen drape in the pic. I got out the binoculars. The screw was still in the wall. A plastic collar broke. Now we have a phillips-head screw visible on one side of the window, and a wooden drapery rod holder on the other. The drape and it’s wooden rod didn’t weigh much. There was never any danger. But just for a second, I felt like I was in one of those B-horror movies where the chandelier falls and just misses me because I made an unpredictable move. With the drape 20 feet high, it’s for sure nobody has been disturbing the drape. Who knows? Maybe there are poltergeists.

We had a nice quiet Thanksgiving. There were six — Bud, Mark, Ed, and Lynne joined us for dinner. Danita took Wednesday off to cook because she has always done that. But she admitted it wasn’t really necessary this year, because the dinner was so small.

One of our family traditions ended this year. Ever since the kids were all in school, Danita and I took off the first Friday in December for Christmas shopping. Danita would have suggestions for everybody’s presents. We went out to breakfast as early as we could and reviewed the list. Then we hit the streets to buy all the stuff. (Or as much of it as we could.) It worked out well. The stores weren’t too crowded, and we had the whole day to shop without kids. When school was out, we would pick the kids up and go out to dinner. The kids didn’t even know all their Christmas presents were in the trunk as we drove to dinner.

This year, Danita didn’t want to take another day of vacation. She had missed two days from having her cold, and was behind at work. Her suggestions were ready, so we did our Christmas shopping Saturday. We went to Bob Evans for an early breakfast. We reviewed the list and bought almost all the stuff. Crowded stores weren’t an issue, because we bought everything on-line. I had my laptop with me, and we bought everything while sitting at the breakfast table. We were totally done well before 9 AM. Everything should be delivered by mid-week. And … we ate breakfast out 2 days in a row. (We don’t skip Sunday breakfast out justs because we went out Saturday!)

Last week I was concerned because only one person from the web posting class was posting on our web site. I am pleased to announce that our web posters are all busy posting away.

Today we saw the James Bond movie Spectre. We went to an 11:30 AM show, as usual for us. The movie has been playing for several weeks. We expected the theater to be almost empty. We were quite surprised to find the theater full. It wasn’t packed, but it was full. The movie was great fun.

That’s all the news this week. I hope this finds everybody doing well.

The Beginning of Heating Season

There are no pics this week.

Every year I delay heating season as long as I reasonably can. My stretch goal is to delay heating season until Thanksgiving. This year, I came closer than ever before. Highs were staying in the 60s, sometimes close to 70. But Friday somebody “threw the switch”. Temperatures dropped 15 degrees. And they are continuing to drop another 5 degrees every day. Our forecasted high Monday is in the low 40s. After that, it should warm a little. I think the heat will stay on until spring.

I saw my cardiologist Wednesday. He told me there wasn’t a need to continue visiting every year. I should come back in 2 years. That sounds like good news to me.

My website posting class concluded Wednesday. Four of my five students did well, but three of them stopped one step short of being able to post. I’m not sure exactly what their reasons are, or whether they intend to post. I wrote a SurveyMonkey, and only two students responded.

Back on Nov 3, I proposed adding a login capability to our website, along with moving our records of pool pass numbers, license plate numbers, and other such information to the web site’s database. Without bothering to read what I wrote, some of our board members started hollering about privacy. So I’ll be doing a demonstration of the proposal Dec 14. It takes a long time to get things done around here.

Danita has her Thanksgiving menu all planned. She decided to go to the grocery store first thing this morning, before it gets crowded. A side benefit is that we had Wegman’s muffins for breakfast this morning when she got back home. Yum. Our social event this weekend is the neighborhood Thanksgiving dinner tonight. They closed the registration two weeks ago when they hit 98 attendees. It’s going to be a very cozy clubhouse at dinner tonight.

I’m still recovering from my cold. Danita got the cold Wednesday. She ended up staying home from work Thursday and Friday. With her home all day, it felt like practice for her retirement.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Hello from Columbia

There is one pic this week.

A technology vision fulfilled. HP Jornada 720 (circa 2000) next to Nexus 7 tablet + keyboard

A technology vision fulfilled. HP Jornada 720 (circa 2000) next to Nexus 7 tablet + keyboard (The Jornada still works — remember dial-up?)

I told you about replacing a ridiculously expensive smart phone with an inexpensive flip phone and an expensive tablet (but not ridiculously expensive). The keyboard for the tablet came in. I couldn’t be more pleased with the result. A tablet won’t run Windows programs, but there are a large number of things it can do. A big limitation can be the web. When modern websites figure out they are talking to a tablet, they “dumb down” the screens, which means one can’t do everything on the website they could do if they had a computer. This tablet has a very high definition screen, and I set it up to request full desktop pages. I haven’t yet found any web-based activity I can’t do on the tablet. Microsoft offers free versions of Office (Word, Excel, and Powerpoint) that can do a lot. There are plenty of things I use my computer for that the tablet can’t replace. But I can do the other 80% anywhere there’s WiFi, from a device that fits in my pocket. In all the ways that matter, this is more useful to me than a ridiculously expensive smartphone.

We will have an active weekend. We had a neighborhood party last night. They showed a movie afterwards, an action flick. I got bored and left early. Danita enjoyed it and watched the whole thing. Maybe I was feeling the effects of having picked up a mild cold (yuck). I had to get up in the middle of the night and take over-the-counter nighttime knockout medicine. My head still feels groggy from the side effects. Tomorrow we have Circle at the Bertches. Sunday we have a BSO concert.

Other than that, things are just running along. There’s no unusual drama for Danita at work. My web site posting class will wrap up Wednesday. The next step to get a decision about adding a resident directory to our web site will be a demo at a board meeting December 14.

I hope this finds everybody doing well.

Beautiful Week

There are no pics this week.

We had a week of beautiful weather — warm and sunny through Wednesday. It was rainy Thursday, but Friday it was dry with highs near 80. I went out to Frederick Friday to enjoy the extraordinary weather. I can get to Frederick in less than an hour, so it’s not a long drive. Frederick County has 3 covered bridges. While Frederick County is in the foothills, much of it is basically flat.There’s several variations of a ride that goes through all 3 bridges, called “Covered Bridges Get Stoned”. I’m not sure where the name came from, because this is not an area with very many stone fences. Perhaps its because one of the bridges is on stone pilings. But the name stuck. It’s one of the more famous bike rides in the state. All of the routes go through very pretty farm country and have no major hills. Of more practical importance, all of them start at a public park with plenty of free parking and spot-a-pots. I chose a 40-mile ride. My plan was to have lunch in Emmitsburg. Unfortunately, I left my camera and money in the car. I saw lots of interesting sights, but I have no pics. And I had a delayed lunch.

I’m glad I got a lot of riding in last week. This week, we are promised highs in the 50s. There’s rain in the forecast for Tuesday and Thursday. Wednesday should be nice, but I’m meeting Tony Chaprnka for lunch and I’m leading a web posting class in the afternoon. So there may not be very much riding this week.

We had our October church dinner last night. Danita and I worked as servers until the rush was over, then we enjoyed a very nice dinner. It was a fun evening. Today, we’re going to see Tom Hanks in “Bridge of Spies”. We have high hopes for this movie. The preview I saw had the coolest car — a perfect example of cars of that era.

This week has been filled with technology challenges. I told you I couldn’t answer phone calls on my smart phone and got a flip phone. The rest of the smart phone was working, and I was counting on it staying that way. Unfortunately, it started freezing once a day. Then it started freezing twice a day. It’s pretty clear where this was going, and I count on it for my calendar, contacts, notes, password vault, and other functions. I looked around and noticed that a tablet is a *lot* cheaper than a smart phone. I don’t understand why, because a tablet has the same computer chips as a smart phone. It has a larger and much nicer display. But it’s 1/2 to 1/3 of the cost. Whatever the reason, a tablet makes sense for me. There’s plenty of Wi-Fi around. I’ve very seldom felt the need to get data over the cell phone network. I chose the Nexus 7, 2013 edition. It came in this week, and I really like it. It’s small enough to fit in my cargo pockets (4.5″ x 8″), large enough to easily do anything I want on the web, and runs all the little programs I rely on so much. My biggest problem using the tablet is the on-screen keyboard, which I have never mastered. I ordered a tiny keyboard that is supposed to clip on and double as a case to protect the screen. We’ll see how well that works when it comes in next week, but it gets pretty good reviews.

The next technology challenge was Verizon FIOS. We were getting a $20/month “Preferred Customer” discount. The discount ended last month. When I called them up, Verizon said the discount is no longer available. But I can save $10/month if I increase my bandwidth from 15 MBits to 50 MBits and sign up for a 2-year contract. I don’t understand why it’s cheaper if I triple my bandwidth, but I *really* don’t understand why it’s more expensive if I drop the TV. I took the deal because it was the cheapest thing they would offer me. Unfortunately, the deal comes with a new router. I worked on the new router most of the week, and finally had everything working again yesterday. The reviews say that some people have had problems with this router. I have 30 days to return my old router. I plan to see how things work for a couple of weeks before making any decisions.

The third technology challenge is our web site. I proposed an addition that would let residents log into the website. I had installed the changes on my computer and had a pretty good idea of how it will work. The proposal includes moving resident information from a database on our office computer to out website, with suitable controls on who sees what information. I wrote a brief description and asked for approval to move forward. I got a raft of stuff from our president about privacy of resident information. From my viewpoint, there is no change in privacy. But obviously either some people misunderstand what I’m proposing or not everybody shares my perception of the Internet. Whatever happens next, it won’t be before mid-December, when all the important people can be available to discuss this.

With snow-bird season fast approaching, it might be quite a while before we decide what to do. It might end up being over a year before we implement this. We have photographs of everybody who has a pool pass. Most of the data can be transferred to the website automatically, but the pool pass photos have to be scanned and uploaded one at a time. I want the winter season to do this while the pool is closed. I was thinking to do it this winter. But now it looks like it might be next winter.

Here’s hoping that your challenges are as minor and as easy to manage as mine, and that this finds everybody doing well.

 

What I want to do when I grow up

There is one pic this week, but it’s not very essential to the post.

When does one grow up? When they’re 18? 21? 50? Retired? My next step in growing up is when Danita retires and we’re both free. And we have just figured out what we will do when we’re all grown up. We’re going to volunteer at Pipe Spring National Monument. In exchange for working 32 hours a week, we get free room and $10 / day. Our stint starts in late September and ends in early December. We’ll leave quite a bit before that. We’ll take I-70 to its end, stopping at interesting places along the way, which will certainly include Columbus, St. Louis, Denver, and Cove Fort.

I-70 sign

I-70 sign

I-70 is interesting all in itself. Three stretches of I-70 have claims to being the first stretch of Interstate. I’m not sure all the ins and outs of being “first”, but certainly it is one of the earlier Interstates. It starts in Baltimore, where this sign gives distances to major points along the road. It ends at Cove Fort, Utah; at I-15. From there we turn left to get to Pipe Springs. We plan to arrive early enough to spend a day or two at the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. We want to stop there before we start our volunteer stint because it closes for the winter not long after we arrive.

Of course, I have to have things to do in the meantime. So I’ve been working on our new website. Besides running a training series for people to help post on the site, I’ve figured out a reasonable way to give every resident in our neighborhood an account so they can log into the site. The login gives them access to a neighborhood directory. Eventually, it will allow them to sign up for any of several Email services we offer.

We usually go out to dinner Thursday night. Our Daily Bread invited us to a dinner at the Engineer’s Club last Thursday, so of course we went. They had horderves served by waiters walking around, several buffet tables with a choice of four entrees, and free wine and beer. The Engineer’s Club is in the Garrett-Jacobs Mansion. This is a 19th century house in Baltimore’s Mt. Washington neighborhood. It is an amazingly luxurious place. They have their own kitchen, and the food they serve is always first-rate.

In addition, we had our neighborhood Oktoberfest dinner last night. The three german sausages and the german potato salad were the best I have had in a very long time.

Just to round off the week, we saw “The Martian” with Matt Damon today. It’s an excellent movie, and stayed very true to the book. Of course, there were lots of episodes in the book they couldn’t fit into the movie. If you see the movie and like it, it should be worthwhile to read the book.

And just to round off this note, if you click this link, you will see a quick draft of the proposed neighborhood directory for our web site. Resident Login

I hope this finds everybody doing well.